JPMorgan Chase, the country's largest bank, just announced they lost $2 billion, primarily in derivatives. Since no one on the face of the earth knows exactly what derivatives are, we suspect the bank is lying.

 
 
 
 

Yesterday, North Carolina voters went to the polls and overwhelmingly approved an amendment to their state constitution

 

The CIA recently thwarted Al Qaeda’s plot to bring a bomb aboard a U.S.-bound airplane. Details are still emerging, but it’s been revealed that the device was a new kind of underwear bomb.

 

Over the weekend, The Avengers shattered all box office records, raking in over $200 million domestically.

 

Two of the hottest things in entertainment today are The Voice and

 

As we mentioned earlier, a version of Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” sold for $119.9 million — that’s the most ever pa

 

Rumors have been swirling that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian’s marriage is in trouble and that, any day now, they’ll announce they’re getting a divorce!

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