Recently, The Pope’s butler was arrested on charges that he’d stolen secret documents! This is huge news! The Pope has a freakin’ butler!
Whenever two celebrities wear the same outfit, there’s always a stupid article about who looked better in it. So we decided we want in on that action! After all, stupid articles are pretty much our bread and butter!
The pope's been shrunken to 1/8 his original size! But this petite pontiff hasn't lost a step. "Lil' Popi" is by Box Brown!