MOCK OF AGES DEPT.
WHERE THERE’S A WILL, THERE’S DISMAY DEPT.
The newest issue of Vanity Fair contains an article about Scientology, alleging that the Church held auditions in 2004 to find a wife for Tom Cruise.
Like all of Tom Cruise’s projects, the end of his marriage to Katie Holmes left many upset, unsatisfied, and confused over what the hell happened.
We just heard the heartwreching news: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' marriage is kaput.
