Recently presumptive presidential nominee Mitt Romney made a holy pilgrimage to Jerusalem, where, just like any other divinely-inspired traveler, he was immediately showered with over a million dollars in campaign donations.
Recently, The Pope’s butler was arrested on charges that he’d stolen secret documents! This is huge news! The Pope has a freakin’ butler!
The pope's been shrunken to 1/8 his original size! But this petite pontiff hasn't lost a step. "Lil' Popi" is by Box Brown!