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Yesterday, the White House released Michelle Obama’s new
Did you hear the big news?!? No, not about Paul Ryan. Or the Mars expedition. Syria? What’s that?
Recently, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth made their engagement public — probably after Hemsworth decided he’d be a doofus if he didn’t get in on those sweet, sweet Disney dollars.