THE FOOLS ON THE HIL DEPT.
GREAT GALL OF CHINA DEPT.
There are so many mysteries in China right now! First off, Xi Jinping has vanished! Second — who is Xi Jinping?!?! He’s the Vice President of China, and is presumed to be the next president — and he’s nowhere to be found.
Yesterday, a rocket launched by North Korea went kablooey (which is NOT a Korean word meaning “successful