Unexpected Outcomes of New York State's New Marriage Equality Law

MAD Gay Marriage • The Central Park Zoo’s famous gay penguins are finally able to tie the knot. • Jeter and A-Rod can finally stop all of the “Sam and Diane” nonsense and just go for it. • The Men’s Wearhouse has doubled its inventory of tuxedos available in women’s sizes. • There was absolutely no noticeable uptick at all in Netflix streams of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

Here’s How Pixar Could Have Made Cars 2 Even Worse

Cars 2 opened this weekend and got completely rear-ended by critics. But even though it’s the worst-reviewed Pixar movie of all time, it still could’ve been even suckier. How? By including any of these clunkers, as first showcased in MAD #467 (July 2006)… Pixar Cars 2 Tom Richmond

President Obama's Weekend Plans

Barack and Michelle Obama • Give weekly radio address calling for stronger regulations on Wall Street fat cats. • Count $2.5 million in campaign contribution donations raised in one day from Wall Street fat cats. • Bag up all of Bo’s droppings from the White House lawn, go over to Eric Cantor’s porch, set the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run! • Catch up on TiVo-ed episodes of Glee. Continue to “evolve” on the gay marriage question.

Afghanistan Tourism Slogans

As the withdrawal of US troops in Afghanistan begins, so too will the withdrawal of billions of dollars of US cash from the country’s economy. To compensate, Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai is already hard at work to reposition his country as the perfect vacation destination. Here are some of the tourism slogans currently under consideration. I Heart Shrapnel shirt

Afghanistan — Come for the shell craters, stay for the human rights violations!