We continue our celebration of the 50th anniversary of Spy vs. Spy with this post-apocalyptic envisioning of Spy vs. Spy by legendary comic artist Jim Lee and colorist Alex Sinclair. From our 2010 Spy vs. Spy Special.

Cars 2 opened this weekend and got completely rear-ended by critics. But even though it’s the worst-reviewed Pixar movie of all time, it still could’ve been even suckier. How? By including any of these clunkers, as first showcased in MAD #467 (July 2006)…

• Give weekly radio address calling for stronger regulations on Wall Street fat cats. • Count $2.5 million in campaign contribution donations raised in one day from Wall Street fat cats. • Bag up all of Bo’s droppings from the White House lawn, go over to Eric Cantor’s porch, set the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run! • Catch up on TiVo-ed episodes of Glee. Continue to “evolve” on the gay marriage question.

As the withdrawal of US troops in Afghanistan begins, so too will the withdrawal of billions of dollars of US cash from the country’s economy. To compensate, Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai is already hard at work to reposition his country as the perfect vacation destination. Here are some of the tourism slogans currently under consideration.

Afghanistan — Come for the shell craters, stay for the human rights violations!