Derek Jeter Slams 3,000th Hit as New York Yankee

When Derek Jeter triumphantly battled the Rays pitching this weekend and smacked a crushing home run for his 3,000th career hit, he was greeted as a conquering hero by the entire Yankees team as he crossed home plate. While the scene was like something out of a Hollywood script, we couldn’t help wondering what was really going through the Yankees Captain’s mind as he rounded the bases.

From the Twisted Mind of Tom Bunk

Even the most casual of MAD Magazine readers know that artist Tom Bunk is in need of some serious psychological assistance. Until he gets that help, we’ll continue to have him draw for the magazine. Here’s a sneak peek at Tom’s preliminary pencils for an article in the next issue, Dictators Next to be Overthrown. Enjoy! And please, pray for Tom.

Porn-Loving Inmate's Netflix Queue

An inmate in a Michigan jail is suing the state because it won’t allow him to get porn. The 21-year old adult entertainment enthusiast says the porn ban effectively subjects him to cruel and unusual punishment (which ironically is a genre of porn itself). Legal experts believe that courts may rule in his favor if he limits his selections to prison-themed porn. Here’s our suggested Netflix cue for him.