An inmate in a Michigan jail is suing the state because it won’t allow him to get porn. The 21-year old adult entertainment enthusiast says the porn ban effectively subjects him to cruel and unusual punishment (which ironically is a genre of porn itself). Legal experts believe that courts may rule in his favor if he limits his selections to prison-themed porn. Here’s our suggested Netflix cue for him.
• Choreograph a fight scene for the next Transformers movie by watching two aluminum cans in a blender.
• Complain to the neighborhood kids about setting off 4th of July fireworks. Damn those loud explosions!
• Wrestle with transforming the sofa bed back into a sofa.
• Have Megan Fox wash his Ferrari. She needs the money.
Tea Party Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has once again proved she’s “factually challenged,” this time by confusing the beloved American cowboy actor, John Wayne, with the not-so-beloved psychotic serial killer, John Wayne Gacy. Which public figures is Bachmann most likely to mix-up next? Here are the latest Vegas odds: