North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il died over the weekend. According to state television, the departed great leader will continue to work for his starving people, now as fertilizer to help grow crops. The ruthless, paranoid dictator leaves behind a son, Kim Jong Un, 8 nuclear missiles and 14 pairs of elevator shoes. From MAD #473, January 2007
Steroid King Barry Bonds has added yet another milestone to the several Major League Baseball records he acquired from swelling his muscles through doping. (His head, we think, has always been that big.) This time, it’s escaping actual years in the slammer from his Obstruction of Justice conviction, and instead having to suffer through a full 30 DAYS of house arrest in his palatial estate in Beverly Hills.
Just got a new Kindle Fire and looking for something to download? Forget that biography about Lincoln (SPOILER ALERT: He dies!) And you don't need that one about the kid who meets Jesus while having his appendix out. (Yeah, okay. Years ago, we met St. Patrick while having our tonsils out but never wrote a book about it. We just thought it was a bad reaction to the ether.) No, what you want to download is the first of what promises to be many MAD books available in digital format:
Like most red-blooded America men, we rushed online when we heard that Lindsay’s Playboy photos had been leaked! But let’s just say that a part of us was more than a little disappointed when we learned that “Lindsay” was actually South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. Ewww! Sad…Hef must really be losing it.