Unexpected Outcomes of New York State's New Marriage Equality Law

• The Central Park Zoo’s famous gay penguins are finally able to tie the knot. • Jeter and A-Rod can finally stop all of the “Sam and Diane” nonsense and just go for it. • The Men’s Wearhouse has doubled its inventory of tuxedos available in women’s sizes. • There was absolutely no noticeable uptick at all in Netflix streams of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. • Realizing they’re losing this debate, Conservatives will insist that Gay divorce is an affront to heterosexual divorce, and must not be legalized.

Artist: Hermann Mejia