'The Idiotical' Top 12 of 2011: #8

We're counting down our top 12 posts of 2011! Here's #8...

June 21: "The Disturbing Similarities Between New Al-Qaeda Leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri and New Today Host Ann Curry"

Recently Ayman Al-Zawahiri took over for Osama Bin Laden, and not-so-coincidently Ann Curry took over for Meredith Vieira. That got us to thinking…

• Both work for large, poorly-run organizations. • Both are seen as bland, second-rate replacements for their popular predecessors. • Both frequently appear on camera droning on and on about nothing. • One works with Al Qaeda, the other with Al Roker. • Both are known for wild, unkempt beards (Curry waxes daily). • Both despise that tool Matt Lauer.