Recently Ayman Al-Zawahiri took over for Osama Bin Laden and not-so-coincidently Ann Curry took over for Meredith Vieira. That got us to thinking…
Both work for large, poorly-run organizations.
Both are seen as bland, second-rate replacements for their popular predecessors.
Both frequently appear on camera droning on and on about nothing.
One works with Al Qaeda, the other with Al Roker.
Both are known for wild, unkempt beards (Curry waxes daily).
Both despise that tool Matt Lauer.
