Afghanistan Tourism Slogans

As the withdrawal of US troops in Afghanistan begins, so too will the withdrawal of billions of dollars of US cash from the country’s economy. To compensate, Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai is already hard at work to reposition his country as the perfect vacation destination. Here are some of the tourism slogans currently under consideration.

Afghanistan — Come for the shell craters, stay for the human rights violations!

Visit Kandahar — you’ll leave a little piece of yourself behind.

Kabul is for lovers — of unmanned drone attacks.

Afghanistan — Where memories and paraplegics are made.

Ten centuries of invading armies can’t be wrong. Come see Afghanistan!

Afghanistan — Land of a thousand corrupt government officials!