THAT’S DOLL, FOLKS! DEPT.
Mattel announced that Barbie will soon be available in three new body types — tall, petite and curvy! Which is all well and good — but why should she be the only one to get an update? After all, what’s good for the vapid, plastic goose is good for the vapid, plastic gander! If Barbie is reflecting more realistic body types, Ken deserves a makeover as well!
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