Chipotle’s New Food-Safety Precautions

Chipotle’s New Food-Safety Precautions

By The Editors Thursday, December 10th, 2015

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More than 120 Boston College students are sick after having eaten at Chipotle. It’s shocking news — because, let’s face it, 120 seems like such a low number, especially after customers elsewhere were sickened by E. coli! But Chipotle is taking action! Never let it be said that they sat idly by while their customers sat endlessly on their toilets!

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