Overheard at the New Amazon Bookstore

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After spending years trying to destroy physical bookstores, Amazon is today, naturally, opening its own physical bookstore in downtown Seattle. Eager to support this scrappy mom-and-pop operation, but unwilling to travel all the way to Washington state to do so? Luckily for you, we’re at the grand opening, faithfully recording every last idiotic word.

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