THE GREAT BRAIN ROBBERY DEPT.
Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson is making headlines for his idiotic (even for him) criticism of the Oregon community-college shooting victims, saying, “From the indications I got, they did not rush the shooter. The shooter can only shoot one person at a time, he cannot shoot a group of people…I said what I would do. I would ask everyone to attack the gunman.” Our hero. For good measure, he added that he “never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away.” For a former neurosurgeon, this moron seems to have little experience with brains.
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