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Wishbone is recalling more than 8,500 cases of ranch dressing after discovering that they were mistakenly filled with blue cheese instead. Sure, that small surprise would have let salad-eaters feel something (Anything!) during their bleak and joyless dining experience — but that’s not the point! We’re confident there’s more to this recall than just a creamy mix-up! So we dug a little deeper to find the whole truth!
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