DEFLATE IS ENOUGH DEPT.
An official investigation into “Deflate-gate” revealed today that it was “more probable than not” that Patriots personnel deliberately let the air out of game balls and that quarterback Tom Brady was “at least generally aware” of their prohibited activities. Also, it’s “more probable than not” that the Patriots will forever have an asterisk next to their tarnished stats, and that Brady and Coach Bill Belichick are “at least generally” smug, crappy cheaters.
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