One Direction Introduces Idiotic New Member

One Direction Introduces Idiotic New Member

By The Editors Thursday, March 26th, 2015

MUSIC AND TIRED DEPT.

The terrible-music world was rocked yesterday by news that One Direction harpsichord/glockenspiel maestro Zayn Malik was leaving the British pop band. Although early reports have said that the group will carry on as a quartet, a shocking new announcement has all but sealed One Direction’s downward spiral. Get more stupidity delivered right to your mailbox! Subscribe to MAD today!