ROUTE OF THE PROBLEM DEPT.President Obama yesterday angered Republicans (and some in his own party) by vetoing a bill that would have run the controversial Keystone XL pipeline from Canada all the way to the Gulf of Mexico. In a gesture of compromise, however, Obama has just released his own alternative pipeline route. We’ll see if already-disgruntled conservatives accept this magnanimous olive branch. Get more stupidity delivered right to your mailbox! Subscribe to MAD today!