GREASY COME, GREASY GO DEPT.McDonald’s announced they’re streamlining their menu and will be getting rid of eight items. And that’s an outrage! This is America — where we have freedom of choice! And the responsibility to be massively obese! McDonald’s decision flies in the face of BOTH of those sacred rights! The best we can do is just get used to the idea and come to grips with these tragic losses.
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