Starbucks’ New Delivery Slogans

Starbucks’ New Delivery Slogans

By The Editors Friday, November 7th, 2014


Starbucks recently announced that beginning next year it will offer a delivery option for its obscenely overpriced java. Rather than enumerate everything that’s sure to go wrong, here are some ideas on how the company can promote this much unneeded service! 

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