KICKING AND STREAMING DEPT.
Yesterday, Netflix announced they didn’t attract nearly as many new customers this year as they had predicted — causing the company’s stock to plummet more than a hundred bucks per share! Experts say the main reason for the lower membership is that the subscription cost has increased. But who cares what the “experts” say — if you wanted thoughtful, cogent analysis, you wouldn’t be here! So, we’re happy to step up with our own unresearched and uninformed theories!
Orange is the New Black Art: Tom Richmond
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