STAIN ALIVE DEPT.
The newest issue of Vanity Fair features an essay by Monica Lewinsky, in which she talks about her affair with Bill Clinton, and the effect it had on her life. Turns out, the effect was...less than positive. She’s so tainted by the scandal, she can’t find work, has trouble establishing normal romantic relationships and has even contemplated suicide. She says she wishes she could go back in time and undo the mistake — which seems like she’s understating her desires a bit. We bet if she were honest, she’d admit that what she really wants is to...
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