MILITARY ZEROES DEPT.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier opens tonight to much fanfare — but how good a captain is he, really? What exactly did he do to achieve his rank? What’s his record on the field of battle? And specifically, what were his accomplishments as Lieutenant America? We have no idea and don’t care anyway! The only relevant question to us is...
From MAD #510, August 2011
Artist: Hermann Mejia
