THE BRAVE AND THE COLD DEPT.
Beginning today, almost half of the country will be forced to deal with a “polar vortex” — which is not, as some believe, a new flavor of Gatorade, but a gigantic air mass that will send temperatures plummeting to Antarctic levels. Such extreme cold hasn’t occurred here in decades, so most don’t know what to expect — so it’s a good thing that, as usual, MAD’s meteorological experts are here with the answers.
