PALPATINE IDOL DEPT.
In anticipation of Star Wars: Episode VII, Disney launched its official "Star Wars" Instagram account yesterday with a Darth Vader selfie — because as the Kardashians and Chris Brown well know, nothing says “malevolent evil” like a selfie. Since "Star Wars" marketing is one of our nation’s most hallowed traditions, we can only assume that this will be the first of many such pictures — so we’re begging Disney to show a bit of restraint in the future.