WHAT CAN BROWN DO TO YOU DEPT.Chris Brown is a complex, tortured and persecuted genius. (At least, according to Chris Brown.) But pretty much everyone else agrees that he’s an immature, pathetic diva who desperately needs professional help. Which might be difficult, since he just got kicked out of rehab facility after he threw a rock through his mother’s car window. (Hey, we’ve all been there!) Still, as we give Brown the 40th chance he so clearly deserves, the least we can do is honor him in print…
