Mike Tyson vs. Alfred E. Neuman: Numbskull Memoirs Duke it Out

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Mike Tyson’s new memoir, Undisputed Truth, comes out today — and it promises an unflinching look at his various careers as a boxer, felon and pigeon-coop custodian. It should be an instant bestseller, but there’s one thing standing in Kid Dynamite’s way: a suspiciously similar memoir written by a similarly addled oaf is also coming out today. Let’s get ready to rummmmmmm-ble!