PASTA POINT OF NO RETURN DEPT.
In a recent radio interview, Barilla pasta chairman Guido Barilla said that he wouldn’t feature a gay family in a Barilla ad because his pastas are for a “classic family.” He added that anyone who didn’t agree could eat another pasta. Sounds good to us — bring on the Ronzoni! And Guido, if we’re making menu suggestions, we have something for you to eat, too! After all, revenge is a dish best served smothered in marinara.