Ted Cruz’s Terrifying New TV Show

Ted Cruz’s Terrifying New TV Show

By The Editors Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

DRONING VICTIM DEPT.

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was on the Senate floor, talking nonstop for 21 hours — all to filibuster ObamaCare legislation. He finally wrapped up, but not before touching on such important topics as Star Wars, Green Eggs and Ham, and Duck Dynasty. After almost a full day of rambling, we don’t know if Cruz is brain dead — but we’re all definitely a little dumber for having listened.

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