Lines from Diana Nyad’s Victory Speech

Lines from Diana Nyad’s Victory Speech

By The Editors Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

WATER BORED DEPT.

After failing four times in the past, 64-year-old Diana Nyad successfully swam from Cuba to Florida over the weekend. She made the 110-mile journey in just under 53 hours (slightly faster than Amtrak!), and was also the first person to do so without using a shark cage. Clearly, it’s cause for celebration! And for a speech from a water-logged, exhausted senior citizen!

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