Reese Witherspoon: Legally Bombed

Reese Witherspoon: Legally Bombed

By The Editors Monday, April 22nd, 2013

REESE IN PIECES DEPT.

When Reese Witherspoon’s husband was pulled over for DUI over the weekend, she acted as any normal human being would: by pulling out her fading “celebrity card,” informing the officer that he was “about to find out who I am.” Despite an apology today — in which she blamed her rant on “one drink too many” — it’s now pretty clear exactly who she is.

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