Yesterday, a memo from CBS Standards and Practices was leaked to the public. In it, the network advised performers on this Sunday’s Grammys that certain wardrobe choices would be...unacceptable. They then went into detail, using the most awkward and prudish terms possible, what body parts performers should not show. We’ve gone through the memo and (after now feeling much safer about Ke$ha’s performance) picked out the best phrases...and added some of our own. See if you can spot the difference!
