Flavors That Won’t Be Winning Lay’s Potato Chip Naming Contest

Have you ever thought, “Boy, I wish I had a shot at deciding the flavor of some new potato chip that’s sure to underperform and be discontinued!”? Well, with Lays’ “Do Us a Flavor” contest, that passing thought can become a mediocre reality! They’re giving a million dollars to the lucky schlub who comes up with the best new potato chip flavor. (A million dollars? Lay’s couldn’t pay us that much to eat one of their existing vomit-inducing flavors like “Cooked Creamy Mediterranean Herb” or “Classic BLT.”) But while there may be only one champion-chip, we think some of the runners-up deserve recognition too.