MAD EXCLUSIVE: The First Draft of Kristen Stewart’s Apology

Yesterday, Twilight star and professional pouter Kristen Stewart admitted to a fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. Her on- and off-screen beau, Robert Pattinson, was crushed by this news, as was Stewart’s legion of pre-teen fans who finally got a glimpse at a harsh reality of love that vampire books can never fully illustrate. Although Stewart’s final apology has all the eloquence of a Teen Choice Awards acceptance speech, we at MAD realize how much re-writing it takes to get to that perfect final copy. May we present…