Insanely Exhaustive Reasons Why Charles Manson Was Denied Parole

On Wednesday, Charles Manson was denied parole for the 12^th, and probably final, time. Ever since being locked up 40 years ago for engineering a series of grisly murders, ol’ Chuckles just can’t catch a break! We’re sure that the parole board must have had their reasons for keeping the wild-eyed kook from sweet, sweet freedom — in fact, here they are!