A Sneak Peek at Oscar Acceptance Speeches

The Oscars are this Sunday night — and by now all the nominees have already scored their free tuxedos, gowns and jewelry from designers desperate to have their names mentioned on the red carpet. All that’s left for them to do is to score some sedatives for the big night and finish writing their acceptance speeches...unless you’re Glenn Close. Sorry, G.C., but you don’t stand a chance in hell with that stupid cross-dressing movie! 15 years of planning for that?!?! Seriously?!? You made TWO 101 Dalmatian movies in just four years! (And you KNOW how hard it is to work with dogs!) Well, we hear the orchestra starting to play, so we guess our time for this little introduction is about over. Here’s...