
- • Hef’s intravenous Cialis drip just wasn't working anymore.
• Crystal didn't want Hef's great-granddaughter to be one of the bridesmaids.
• Hef had a sneaking suspicion that she was only in it for the money.
• Every time Crystal looked at the "something blue..." she got sick to her stomach.
• Horrible infestation of possums at the Playboy Mansion.
• Hef insisted their Bridal Registry be at Beverly Hills Medical and Surgical Supply Warehouse.
• She hoped they would tour the continents on their honeymoon — Hef hoped he wouldn’t be incontinent on their honeymoon.
• Turns out Hef's gay.
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One Fine Day in New York Harbor
Friday, June 17th, 2011