So, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and his 25-year old fiancé Crystal Harris broke off their engagement, but not for the reason you might think. Hef was able to get down the aisle without a walker! Why did they not go through with the nuptials? We have some theories…
- • Hef’s intravenous Cialis drip just wasn't working anymore.
• Crystal didn't want Hef's great-granddaughter to be one of the bridesmaids.
• Hef had a sneaking suspicion that she was only in it for the money.
• Every time Crystal looked at the "something blue..." she got sick to her stomach.
• Horrible infestation of possums at the Playboy Mansion.
• Hef insisted their Bridal Registry be at Beverly Hills Medical and Surgical Supply Warehouse.
• She hoped they would tour the continents on their honeymoon — Hef hoped he wouldn’t be incontinent on their honeymoon.
• Turns out Hef's gay.