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Lines from Diana Nyad’s Victory Speech

WATER BORED DEPT.

After failing four times in the past, 64-year-old Diana Nyad successfully swam from Cuba to Florida over the weekend. She made the 110-mile journey in just under 53 hours (slightly faster than Amtrak!), and was also the first person to do so without using a shark cage. Clearly, it’s cause for celebration! And for a speech from a water-logged, exhausted senior citizen!

MAD's Summer Fun Cover

VIEW TO A SHILL DEPT.

We tried to keep the cover for MAD #523 a secret, but we just had to leak it out! The #1 issue of the summer features our spoofs of The Hobbit and Storage Wars — plus pieces on catfishing, Kim Kardashian’s delivery and much more! It’s on sale July 23rd — what are you waiting for? Go pick it up! Oh yeah...you’re waiting for July 23rd. Sorry.

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