AMERICA ON THE WAYNE DEPT.
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DON’T MESS WITH TAXES DEPT.
Today is tax day! And you know what that means: um...it’s the day you pay your taxes! (Sorry, the name is kind of a giveaway...) Anyway — even though it’s a terrible, boring and wallet-draining time, there’s one sure-fire way to make it more enjoyable...see what the stars are doing! So, to help ease the pain, we thought we’d take a look at what some celebrity taxpayers are writing off as deductions this year!
WHAT, MEDIA WORRY? DEPT.
SEXT IN THE CITY DEPT.
Disgraced and embarrassed ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner is hinting he’ll run for Mayor of New York City! Let the ridicule begin!
THE MOST HAPPY BELLA DEPT.
Kristen Stewart turns 23 today! We’re sure that she’s going to get cards from everyone! (Well, probably not from the wife of the guy she cheated with…but you know what we mean.) Still, in the spirit of this oh-so-special day, we’re delighted to offer:
FAT’S ALL, FOLKS! DEPT.
We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she’s gotten slightly…huge. How fat, you ask? Well, it would be rude to make fun of a pregnant woman’s weight. So enjoy the rudeness (and add your own in the Comments Section!) as we ask, and answer…
EVERY MUSHROOM CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING DEPT.
BUSY AS A BIEBER DEPT.
OF RICE AND MEN DEPT.
Earlier today, Rutgers University fired Mike Rice, its rage-aholic, homophobic and bullying basketball coach, shortly after a video aired on ESPN showing him to be a rage-aholic, homophobic and bullying basketball coach. Coach Rice used gay slurs, shoved his players and heaved basketballs at them during practice. The NCAA responded with surprising swiftness, already adding new signals for referees to call any future similar infractions.