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The American Medical Association is now classifying obesity as a disease. Which is great news — because that means we’ve no longer the fattest country in the world — just the sickest! (U-S-A! U-S-A!) Still, if obesity is now a disease, the “afflicted” will need a way to let emergency personnel know about their condition! Lucky, MAD took that food for thought and cooked up...
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GOING THROUGH AN AWKWARD FACE DEPT.
LIVING IN CINEMA DEPT.
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Throat cancer survivor Michael Douglas dove head first into the news today, wagging his tongue with a story some people find hard to swallow. Rather than give all these interviews, maybe he should just write a book.