DRESS TO DEPRESS DEPT.
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YOU’VE TRIED THE BEST, NOW TRY THE WEST DEPT.
DON’T TRY ANY BUN-Y BUSINESS DEPT.
NOTHING TO FEAR BUT REAR ITSELF DEPT.
FEUD POISONING DEPT.
OUT ON A KIM DEPT.
THE EX-FACTOR DEPT.
Sad news today (well, sad for one person — for the rest of us, it’s actually pretty positive) — Khloe Kardashian Odom will not be returning next season to co-host X-Factor. There was no reason given, but it’s either because she wanted to spend more time with her family, or because she’s a talentless, unappealing cipher who was so terrible at her simple job that she made Mario Lopez look like a bottomless well of genius magnetism. Oh well — TV didn’t work out, but there’s always the big screen!
FAT’S ALL, FOLKS! DEPT.
We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she’s gotten slightly…huge. How fat, you ask? Well, it would be rude to make fun of a pregnant woman’s weight. So enjoy the rudeness (and add your own in the Comments Section!) as we ask, and answer…