George Lucas’ Engagement Announcement
’TIL DARTH DO US PART DEPT.
Emerging Details From North Korea Leader Kim Jong Un’s Recent Wedding
UN-TRUE LOVE DEPT.
Today it was announced that recently-appointed North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has entered the bonds of holy matrimony. Not much is known about the wife, Ri Sol-Ju, besides the fact that she has a thing for round, frowning despots. Although North Korea is a notoriously secretive country, details of the wedding spectacular still seem to be leaking through. Maybe Kim’s drunk uncle Frank accidentally went on a rant to the press. Maybe the wedding cake had a delicious, wire-tap center. Or maybe some blabbermouth guest just live tweeted the whole thing! However the news got out, here are some…
Celebrity Tweets from Alec Baldwin's Wedding
SWALLOW THEIR TWITTER FEED DEPT.
Now that the 4th of July has passed and the stray fires from illegal fireworks have been extinguished, and the pungent smell of vomit from Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island is but a fading memory, we have time to reflect on something that took place in New York City this holiday week: the marriage of Alec Baldwin to Hilaria Thomas — a woman not quite half his age. (Way to go, Alec!) The wedding reception wasn't open to the press, but that didn't stop juicy tidbits of the event leaking out via tweets sent by some of the A-list celebs attending.
