MAD Breaking News: "We Have a Pope"
WE THE PAPAL DEPT.
Overheard at Pope Benedict’s Farewell Address
HOLY SEEING IS BELIEVING DEPT.
Pope Benedict XVI made his retirement official yesterday with a farewell address to the faithful at St. Peter’s Square — but with a crowd of thousands in attendance, there was much more to be heard than Benedict’s monotone Latinate mumbling!
Pope Benedict’s Last Minute To-Do List
EGGING BENEDICT DEPT.
As anyone who has ever left a job will tell you, there are always lots of loose ends to be tied up before walking out the door. And, good Lord, it’s no different with Pope Benedict XVI, who will resign his papacy on Thursday.
The Audacity of Pope
CLASSIC MAD DEPT.
It's been reported that Pope Benedict XVI will be resigning from his post due to "advanced age". We can't help but wonder if the Pontiff's been feeling pressure to step down ever since we named him as one of 2010's 20 dumbest people of the year.
From MAD #507, February 2011
Writer: Frank Santopadre
Americans Who Just Missed Becoming Pope
CLASSIC MAD DEPT.
Today, Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will be stepping down on February 28th. That means that after only 8 years in office, the job is open once more! (And in this economy, any job opening is something to get excited about) Still, we have to wonder if any of the candidates who were passed over the last time will be reconsidered for the chance to wear the giant pointy hat.
From MAD #455, July 2005
Writer: Jeff Kruse
Artist: Hermann Mejia
Other Explosive Vatican Secrets Revealed by the Pope's Butler
POWER TO THE PAPAL DEPT.
Recently, The Pope’s butler was arrested on charges that he’d stolen secret documents! This is huge news! The Pope has a freakin’ butler! (That must be a VERY fancy gent!) You might be wondering — are the secrets he leaked actually that embarrassing? Is the Pope Catholic?!?!
Artist: Tom Bunk (With a slight assist from the MAD Art Dept.)
