Happy Valentine's Day from The Idiotical!
CLASSIC MAD DEPT.
In honor of Valentine's Day, and as a service to single women everywhere, we offer some romantic advice from the classic MAD article "A MAD Guide to Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong."

From MAD #381, May 1999
Writer: Dave Croatto
Artist: Rick Tulka
It’s that time of year again — Valentine’s Day! And what better way to express one’s love than with cheap, chalky candy hearts? In fact, the only thing worse than the taste is the bland messages printed on them — which is why we’re proud to present this classic MAD piece offering our alternatives!

From MAD #390, February 2000
Writer: Barry Liebmann
Photographer: Irving Schild