WHAT CAN BROWN DO TO YOU DEPT.
DON’T TRY ANY BUN-Y BUSINESS DEPT.
DISAPPOINTMENT TV DEPT.
NO RHYME OR SEASON DEPT.
NO NUDES IS GOOD NUDES DEPT.
NO RESTROOM FOR THE WICKED DEPT.
GREAT SPITE DEPT.
THE BRAVE AND THE OLD DEPT.
RUSSKIE BUSINESS DEPT.
Russian President Vladimir Putin isn’t exactly known for being warm, compassionate and cuddly. Even so, it’s shockingly disappointing that Putin has initiated a slew of measures designed to punish anyone in Russia who is homosexual, or merely in favor of gay rights. We’re pretty sure that you can’t eradicate homosexuality just by banning so-called gay “propaganda.” But on the off-chance it works, maybe Putin can try passing some laws that would make it illegal to be a close-minded, ignorant hate-monger.
BURGER ZING DEPT.
Fast-food employees across the county are walking off the job this week to protest their lousy pay, though it doesn’t seem likely their demands for more money will be met. Which makes sense: Fast-food chains have many more important priorities than paying employees a living wage.